Release Year: 2000 Studio: Jet Set Men Cast: Antonio Suave, Brock Dylan, Chip Noll, Derec Hardman, Jordan Austin, TJ Slater, Curt Baldwin, Kyle Stevens, Jay Heiss Genres: All Sex, Anal, Oral, Muscle
Well, they certainly ain't in Desert Pick-Up. These generally cute guys are plucked, waxed, tweezed, electrolysis-ized, Naired, trimmed, shaved ... heck, they're just plain smooth, even in their armpits for heaven's sake. (I couldn't tell if we were being offered a Barbie doll / plastic body fetish, what with the hairlessness trend here.) And though surrounded by the dry, sun-drenched desert, these buff dudes are never strapped for moisture! Looking younger than ever, Noll kicks things off by giving his buddy a roadside blowjob, which degenerates into a threeway when a stranger in overalls appears from nowhereseville. How Brigadoon! Noll ends up getting it but good in his hungry asspit. The scene's pretty hot and Noll busts a major load, nourishing the sands with his sea-salt.
Now relieved, but stuck with a broken down ride, the trio make way to a lone repair shop. Of course, there's much more action down the line like a super-drooly blowjob, an outdoor musclehunk buttfuck which lasts half a forever, a shower, cum coating, and more.
The dialogue is mundane even for a porno, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. The cumshots are usually played twice. And the direction is actually restrained and visually lingering, with a nice quiet atmosphere even when the sex gets slurpy and loud.
While those sands have looked better they've also looked much worse. Desert Pick-Up is a good pick-me-up.
Release Year: 1993 Studio: Falcon Studios Cast: lan Lambert, Alec Campbell, Aiden Shaw, Dean Johnson, Cliff Parker, Chad Knight, Rob Cryston Genres: Plot Based, Butt Play, Orgy Scene, Outdoor Sex, Muscle, Rimming, Classic
A sad but important note: Shortly after this film's release, covermodel Alan Lambert was found a suicide. Tragic and shocking, but his legacy in the adult film biz will forever be frozen in time with this title. He was incredibly gorgeous, and this is a must-see. It also features Alec Campbell (and his killer eyes) and that hunk of British love Aiden Shaw. Feel that drip? You sure it's sweat? Superstuds Alan Lambert and Alec Campbell team up with big-dicked Aiden Shaw for a sweaty sexathon of non-stop action with Cliff Parker, Rob Cryston and Chad Knight, filled with slippery mansex.
Format: avi Duration: 1:08:44 Video: 640x480, XviD, 890kbps Audio: 93kbps
Count Drac is back ? and this time he's necking more than just Stella. Count Gaylord stalks the pubs within L.A. for the hunkiest victims to ever succumb to lust, as well as his enemy, the Marquis de Pint.
Format: Windows Media Duration: 1:04:04 Video: 1920x1080, Windows Media Video 9, 7812kbps Audio: 312kbps